You: Hey, can I ask you something?
Her: Yes, sure.
You: Should a guy wear makeup?
You: Ok, well I have a friend who wears make up. He is not gay or anything. And everytime we go somewhere, people are laughing at him behind his back. And I really want to tell him that his makeup is goofy, but he thinks he is expressing himself. How do you think I should tell him? I really don’t want to piss him off. He is very sensitive.
You: Yeah, I remember this one time, we were invited to a classy party… and my friend (finish the story in a funny way)
You can also neg her if you look in her eyes and say: You know he does the same thing to his eyes that you do to yours.. it looks very funny.