You: Hey, give me some advice: Tomorrow is mother’s day and I need a present. What do you suggest?
Her: (Wants to answer.)
You interrupt: But please, no mama’s boy presents.
Her: Blabla… buy her flowers.
You: Hey dork, I said NO MAMA’S BOY PRESENTS, right?
Her: Blabla…I don’t buy a present for my mother.
You: Whaaat? Oh you are a BAAAD GIRL! From here you can either spank her, do a mini cold read or whatever. Easy, simple!
– Mother’s Day Opener by Strike