PUAmoreNever be a couple
Indirect Opener · Start a conversation without showing your interest yet.
“Aww - you are soo cute.. but you make me SO SAD!
Girl: WHY?
Cos we could NEVER EVER be a couple!
Girl: WHY ??
Because we are too similar.. Imagine, we would be SO IN LOVE.. and the next moment, we would be fighting and screaming and throwing things.. and then we would have HOT MAKE UP SEX all over theplace.. and then fight, makeup sex, fight, make up sex.. after a week we would both be in psychiatric care due to emotional drainage!”
- Never be a couple Opener by ijjjji and TD
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