PUAmoreBank Robbery
Indirect Opener · Start a conversation without showing your interest yet.
“Hey girls, are you good drivers? Me and Friend, are robbing bank across the street, and guess what (pause). Driver screwed us. All you need to do is picks us up at XX.00am, and drive to airport. You get 3%. This always leads into good conversation, with good energy. They always want to negotiate their %. And they will ask for 5%
If you want to create more drama here, start opener with this:
You: Hey girls, let me ask you something, can you keep a secret?
Girls: Yes
You: OK… (Opener) Delivery must be Playful. Be prepared to get lots of IOIs.
Bank Robbery Opener by Badboy.
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