C’mon it’s not that bad, it’s Weekend, the music is good, the dance floor is pumping, why aren’t you up there having a good time?
(Then stop, as if to think about what you’ve just said.)
Don’t you hate it when people do that?
You’re sitting here minding your own business and someone comes up forcing you to have a good time. Like, I was at work the other day standing by the coffee machine and this girl came up to me and said “Smile, it might not happen”. I was just thinking, why doesn’t she mind her own business…
(Then stop again, as if to think about what you’ve just said.)
Well… I’ve pretty much just killed my own conversation, so unless you have any questions for me I’ll be getting back to my friends.
– Bored Girl Opener by A-Train