PUAmoreThe Jealous Cat
Opinion Opener · Ask the group for a quick opinion on a made-up dilemma.
"My friend has been going out with a girl for about three months and they get along really well, they love each other heaps, but her cat hates him. Like whenever he tries to pet it, it will just look at him like he's an idiot and walk off and one time he left his shoes by the door and it pissed on them. What do you think he should do? We've thought of four things:
1. Just be nice to it even though it's going to hate him.
2. Ignore it.
3. Say to his girlfriend: It's me or the cat.
4. When she's not looking 'accidentally' run it over with his car ..."
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