Hey you guys, I need a female opinion… I want to get a pet, but I’ve got a bunch of criteria, so listen up. It needs to be clean, I don’t want to have to clean up after it everyday, it needs to have a lot of personality so we can become good friends, but here’s the thing… it needs to die within a year, because I don’t want to commit to something for 15years Or: But it has die within a year, because that’s when I’m moving to Italy!
– New Pet Opener by Herzog