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Risky Opener · Bold, cheeky lines — high reward, high risk.
Just open with “Hi, we’re picking up chicks” than continue with something with "what are your names?".
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- The Apocalypse Opener (Original Edition) This is the old, original version of the Apocalypse Opener invented by Dr. Jekyll a few years ago.
- Are you rich? Open a set by asking “Which one of you is the richest?”. Then go into the whole “Ok, you get to be my sugarmama, then.
- Introduction PUA: (grab unsuspecting SHB by the arm and point at a random dude) “OMG, that guy is PERFECT for you - let me introduce you!!”
- Forgetting Sarah Marshall (Only if you sense they're in a fun mood and have seen you in a fun mood.) "I find you both very sexually attractive and would love having…
- You look familiar "You look familiar… did we have sex?" Opener by Richard La Ruina. Most women will give you the OMG face, roll their eyes or walk away.
- Arrest Excuse me... You're not Susan Jensen, are you? (They usually say no, then offer their name.
- Mime You: I need an opinion on something. I'm thinking about quitting my job and becoming a mime.
- Mentos Go up to a girl with the BIGGEST CHEESIEST SMILE you can put on your face and just sit there and look at her smiling until she says,…
- Man Humor 1. Girls, check this out... I once knew a guy who could burp for 15 seconds!! Isn't that AWESOME?!!
- Arm Rests You: I want to show you a cool magic trick Then go into the middle of the two set. Then plant your arms on their shoulders like arm rests.
- The Jealous Cat "My friend has been going out with a girl for about three months and they get along really well, they love each other heaps, but her cat…
- My Sister "I had to come over here and ask something quickly. Girls seem to know more about these things than we do… Okay I’m going get straight to…
- Female Roommates "I've been offered this sweet place in… I want to live there, but… I have to live with four girls. Like, four!"
- Fat Opener Does this (pen, etc.) make me fat? - by David DeAngelo
- Love vs In Love Hey, I need your opinion on something real quick. My best friends girl broke up with him, when he asked for the reason, she told him that…
- The Both Answer Reply (Bumble) Beach during the day, mountains at night, and I'll argue with anyone who says you have to choose. What would you pick?
- The Best Meal Reply (Bumble) A very average sandwich that I've decided was exceptional because I was starving. Your answer has to beat that, no pressure.
- The Dream Trip Reply (Bumble) Right now: Lisbon, mostly for the pastries, partly for the trams. Your turn, and give me a reason that isn't 'the pictures look nice'.
- The Fictional Place Reply (Bumble) Rivendell, with the Hogwarts kitchens as a close second. What's your pick, and what's the catch?
- The Karaoke Reply (Bumble) Bohemian Rhapsody, because I like to ruin it for everyone. What's yours, and do you commit to the choreography?
- Embarrassing Dare Hey, y'all are women. You'll probably have some great answers to this question I have.
- Never be a couple “Aww - you are soo cute.. but you make me SO SAD! Girl: WHY? Cos we could NEVER EVER be a couple! Girl: WHY ?? Because we are too similar..
- I Almost wore that The principle is very simple: Girls HATE showing up to a party wearing the same thing as other girls.
- Bubbles6969 Go up to your target… You: “hey I'm finally here! Traffic was horrendous!
- Bank Robbery “Hey girls, are you good drivers? Me and Friend, are robbing bank across the street, and guess what (pause). Driver screwed us.
- Polar Bear Me: “great big polar bear” Her: “What?” Me: “That's a great ice breaker don't you think?”
- Greeting Walking in the store I waited for her to say it…… Her: “Hello” Seraf: Wow…..seriously? That was ALMOST the best greeting I’ve had all day!
- Karma Hey guys, I need a female opinion. Do you believe in karma? If you don't know, Karma is a belief that whatever you do comes back to you: If…
- The Test Me: Congratulations Her: What, why when? Me: You pass my first test - you look interesting which made me come here and start to talk to…
- Confident Enough Are you confident enough to accept a sincere compliment? Good, so am I, you go first. Opener by Richard la Ruina