The Apocalypse Opener (Original Edition)
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This is the old, original version of the Apocalypse Opener invented by Dr. Jekyll a few years ago. Don't confuse it with the new Apocalypse Opener, which was written as a Pick Up Line for Tinder from the RSD Guys. The only thing that both have in common is that they are very direct and time effective. You are telling the girl right away what your intentions are (getting laid). She can either accept or decline your hookup invitation.
It takes balls to use this Opener, but in order to make it work, you have to be very confident and serious about it. You will probably need some practice because it's hard to believe that it really works. However, if you don't believe that it works, she will neither. Before I give you more tips about the delivery, here is the Apocalypse Opener:
“Hey, how’s it going.”
She will answer something like "Good", then you follow with:
Read nextMentos“Cool. What are you doing later?”
She: "I don't know" or "Sleeping" ... whatever doesn't matter, then you:
"Would you like to come home with me?"
Nothing more, nothing less. She won't expect that kind of direct question, so she will need a few seconds to answer. You say nothing until she does, keep your eye contact and wait as if you asked her a totally normal question. You will feel the tension, which will lead you into following into adding something like "we can do xyz..." but don't say it! It would destroy the power of this opener.
Not many guys are confident enough to say something like that. On the one hand, it's kind of rude, because indirect you are asking her to have sex with you without even having a little small talk. But she can't act offended, because you said nothing wrong just a normal question. That's why you have to be friendly and relaxed. A good body-language is key, she will subconsciously assume that this is something normal for you. A guy that takes girls home like this (Preselection) has to be high value.
Here is a video of a similar opener which is very direct:
When to use it
Only when the signs are already good: she has smiled at you, held eye contact (see approach invitation) or seems relaxed at a bar or club late in the evening. It rarely suits daytime or a woman in a hurry. It is very direct, many women will say no and some will be put off. It is meant for confident adults who can take a no calmly.
Follow-up
If she smiles and says yes or maybe, keep it simple and agree where to go. A drink first is fine. If she says no, stay friendly: "No worries, nice to meet you" and move on. Do not ask twice, argue or tell her what she is missing. If she laughs in surprise, you can slow down: "Okay, then at least tell me your name."
Why it works
It is honest and clear: she knows what you ask and can say yes or no without guessing games. The calm delivery matters, because pressure ruins it. Expect many noes, and treat each one as a normal result, not a failure.
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