PUAmoreThe Apocalypse Opener (Tinder Edition)
Online Opener · First messages for Tinder, Hinge and Bumble.
I posted the Original Version of the Apocalypse Opener before. However, Max and Jeffy from RSD made a video about another opener that is also called "The Apocalypse Opener". It's more of a Tinder Line and has not much to do with the original version. Honestly, I don't like it at all, I think it sounds totally weird and I can't believe that it could help to get laid. Normally the guys from RSD have a lot of good advice so I'm a bit confused how they came up with such a stupid pick up line. Here is the Opening Line, that you "should" send to the girls that you have matched on Tinder:
"Hey, I know this is kinda weird and pushy haha, but would you like to have sex with me? I'm not a creep or a pervert, just a genuine guy. I would treat you with respect and the sex would be good. I can even make you squirt if the connection is right haha. I will not judge you or think you're "easy". So yeah, excuse me if I come across as a little uncalibrated but I think you're attractive, so what do you think? :) Haha"
It seems like I'm not the only one, who get's no results with this opener.
In my opinion, the short version is a little better: "Hey, this is a little bit forward. Haha, but do you want to have sex with me?" But I still think the "Haha" feels weird. It shows that you don't expect her to react positively.
If you try anything this direct, do it only when her profile makes clear she is looking for something casual. Unsolicited sexual messages usually get you unmatched or reported, and they can get your account banned.
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