The Apocalypse Opener (Tinder Edition)

I posted the Original Version of the Apocalypse Opener before. However, Max and Jeffy from RSD made a video about another opener that is also called “The Apocalypse Opener”. It’s more of a Tinder Line and has not much to do with the original version. Honestly, I don’t like it at all, I think it sounds totally weird and I can’t believe that it could help to get laid. Normally the guys from RSD have a lot of good advice so I’m a bit confused how they came up with such a stupid pick up line. Here is the Opening Line, that you “should” send to the girls that you have matched on Tinder:

“Hey, I know this is kinda weird and pushy haha, but would you like to have sex with me? I’m not a creep or a pervert, just a genuine guy. I would treat you with respect and the sex would be good. I can even make you squirt if the connection is right haha. I will not judge you or think you’re “easy”. So yeah, excuse me if I come across as a little uncalibrated but I think you’re attractive, so what do you think? 🙂 Haha”

It seems like I’m not the only one, who get’s no results with this opener.

In my opinion, the short version is a little better: “Hey, this is a little bit forward. Haha, but do you want to have sex with me?” But I still think the “Haha” feels weird. It shows that you don’t expect her to react positively.

Category: Online Openers

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