This is the old, original version of the Apocalypse Opener invented by Dr. Jekyll a few years ago. Don’t confuse it with the new Apocalypse Opener, which was written as a Pick Up Line for...
Category - Risky Openers
Arrest
Excuse me… You’re not Susan Jensen, are you? (They usually say no, then offer their name. If they don’t offer their name simply ask, “What’s your name?” Try to get...
Are you rich?
Open a set by asking “Which one of you is the richest?”. Then go into the whole “Ok, you get to be my sugarmama, then. But hmm… we need someone to cook for us, who is the best cook?” – Are you...
Introduction
PUA: (grab unsuspecting SHB by the arm and point at a random dude) “OMG, that guy is PERFECT for you – let me introduce you!!” (start moving towards the guy) Girl: What?! No.. NONONO.. haha...
Mime
You: I need an opinion on something. I’m thinking about quitting my job and becoming a mime. Her: (Smile) You: When you see me doing my thing, will you put a dollar in my hat? Her: I...
Mentos
Go up to a girl with the BIGGEST CHEESIEST SMILE you can put on your face and just sit there and look at her smiling until she says, “What?” Then pull out your arm revealing a pack of...
Man Humor
1. Girls, check this out… I once knew a guy who could burp for 15 seconds!! Isn’t that AWESOME?!! Girls: (Disapproving laugh.) Why can’t you girls be more like men? Huh? Why...
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
(if you sense she is in a fun mood… and she has observed you in a fun mood) “I find you two both very sexually attractive and would love having intercourse with either of you. (turn towards one)...
Which of you
“Which of you guys gets hit on the most?” Opener by Richard la Ruina, it creates kind of competition between them.
You look familiar
“You look familiar, did we have sex?” Opener by Richard La Ruina, in most cases she will give you the OMG-Face and react bitchy, but if you deliver it right and smile, you will find some...
Arm Rests
You: I want to show you a cool magic trick Then go into the middle of the two set. Then plant your arms on their shoulders like arm rests. You: Thanks my arms were getting tired.
Girls Bump
If you are in a crowded club and a girl bumps into you, say with a smile “excuse you! do you think only because your damn sexy and incredible beautiful, you are allowed to bump into every man...
Kino Openers
Simple kino Tricks to start an interaction without talking. These kino techniques are easy to remember but you need some practice and confidence so that it does not come across as awkward. Be...
Picking up Chicks
Just open with “Hi, we’re picking up chicks” than continue with something with “what are your names?”.
Make improvements of her look
Example (Neg): “You would look much better, if you had red shoes, black ones to a black dress are a bit boring.” This is a dangerous one, because she could feel insulted very quickly, so...