Hey does coffee really stain your teeth? My friend drinks this coffee through a straw to keep his teeth white. What do you think- should we be worried? Cause I love coffee”
Category - Opinion Openers
Opinion Openers
Dental Floss
Hey guys, I need to get your opinion on something. It’s very important, and we need a woman’s perspective. It’s a matter of life and death.. My friend and I were having a debate and your answer could...
Drug Dealer
Used with a wing at night, with funny, just-got-done-laughing tonality. “Hey, I need your opinion on something… does my friend here look like a drug dealer?” (chicks usually either laugh or look...
Female Roommates
I’ve been offered this sweet place in.. I want to live there, but.. I have to live with four girls. Like four! I’m going to get 4 times the boyfriend complaints, I’ll never get in the fucking...
Relax in a Park
It’s a great that this park is here… so easy to just let go, relax and forget about everything for awhile… what makes you feel that way?
Park Animals
Hey this might sound like a silly question but if you could be an animal in the park what kind of animal would you be? Would you be a dog or a squirrel? Then start debating what the best animal would...
Sunglasses
Ask her, “So do you think I look better with my sunglasses on or off” Put them on “On” and then take them off “Off?”
Expensive Shirts
Hi girls, I need an opinion. I was at Saks today, and there were $600 shirts. If guys wear 6bill shirts like that, do you think its classy or try hard. – by Unknown
Annoying Girl Opener
Hey I need a female opinion: What do you think would look better on me, this or this? Why, don’t you like the other one? So it’s ugly or does it just look bad on me? You mean i look fat...
Wheelchair Opener
Hey guys, would you date a guy in a wheelchair? Her: “Yes, of course.” (Bust on her response.) You’re lying… you’re pretending to be NICE girls. If they pause, add...
The Rules
In a bookstore reading The Rules. “Excuse me!” Her: “Yes?” You: “Have you heard of this book? The Rules? It is a book of dating tips for women. Such as: ‘a woman should...
Ricki Lake Show Opener
This one is used to wing your buddy, especially if he’s in a two-set and the obstacle needs to be kept occupied. “Hey, my friend here just got invited to be on the Ricki Lake show. But the theme of...
Seatlle Girlfriend deleted pictures
“Hey guys, I need an opinion. My friend met this girl in Seattle, and they really hit it off. They wound up hooking up on the first night, and he even hung out with her in L.A. over the next week. So...
Simsons Opener
Hey do you ever watch The Simpsons? Why has Marge never left Homer, I mean she’s a sexy bitch and he’s a deadbeat who fucks up all the time. At this point you can just go on and talk about The...
Spells Opener
“Do you think spells work?” Sometimes this will send the woman off on a long blab, but if the conversation needs to be kept going, the follow-up routine is: “The reason I’m asking is because my...
Fat Opener
Does this (pen, etc.) make me fat? – by David DeAngelo
Tattoo Opener
Hey guys, would you ever get a Tattoo? Here’s the deal… my nineteen-year-old sister wants to get her boyfriends name tattooed on her shoulder. (no, no don’t let her do it) See that’s the problem...
Text Message Break-Up
Is it OK to breakup with someone with a text message? (Make up a good back-story for this) – by Unknown
Twin Brothers Opener
You’re at a party or a club and you meet twin brothers; they are absolutely identical, physically. ONE of them has the best hands of any guy you’ve ever met. The other is an incredible dancer. Which...
2 Part Kiss Opener
PUA: Hey guys, we’re having a debate and need a quick opinion on something. If a guy is dating a girl, and she goes out to a bar with her friends one night and makes out with a guy just for fun, is...