PUAmoreDavid Bowie
Opinion Opener · Ask the group for a quick opinion on a made-up dilemma.
Hey guys, I need a female opinion. Do girls think the rock star David Bowie is hot? (blah, blah, blah)
Get this… my roommate’s little sister, she’s 7 and half years old, has a HUGE picture of David Bowie on her wall. I’m not talking an 8×10; I’m talking a 4-foot by 6-foot POSTER!It’s like the first thing she sees when she wakes up in the morning. David Bowie is a freaky looking OLD MAN! She’s like 7 and he’s like 70. I’m seriously worried about my roommate’s little sister…
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