Category - Opinion Openers

Opinion Openers

Opinion Openers

David Bowie

Hey guys, I need a female opinion. Do girls think the rock star David Bowie is hot? (blah, blah, blah) Get this… my roommate’s little sister, she’s 7 and half years old, has a HUGE picture of...

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The “G-String” Opener

“Hey guys, you won’t believe what’s going on with a friend of mine and his girlfriend. They’ve been dating each other for six months now, and my friend really loves her. But they had this big...

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Expensive Clothes

Hey guys, I need a female opinion… we were just at Saks today, and there were all these $600 collared tee-shirts. When chicks see guys wearing 6-bill shirts like that, do they think its classy...

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The “80’s Dog” Opener (Style)

“Hey guys, I need a quick opinion about something. My friend just got two dogs, a Pugdog, and a Beagle dog. She wants to name them after an 80’s pop duo, but I can’t for the life of me think of...

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Bi-Girl

You: Hey guys, real quick, I need to ask an opinion. Can a straight guy date a bi girl? Girls: Blah Blah Blah. You: Hmm…well it goes a bit deeper, you see my buddy Phil has been dating this...

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Hi… are you friendly?

m: Hi… are you friendly? hb: yeah i am (or something like that) m: good because i need your opinion on something. hb: (might respond ‘okay’) m: its my mum’s birthday this...

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Twin brothers opener

You’re at a party or a club and you meet twin brothers; they are absolutely identical, physically. One of them has the best hands of any guy you’ve ever met. The other is an incredible...