Category - Opinion Openers

Opinion Openers

Opinion Openers

Love vs In Love

Hey, I need your opinion on something real quick. My best friends girl broke up with him, when he asked for the reason, she told him that she loves him but she wasn’t in love with him anymore...

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Do I look gay?

Preferably used with a wing and with a game-show host/party host attitude. “I need your honest opinion on something… do I look gay?” Some chicks will bust out laughing when you...

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Thug Lovin

Hey guys. I’m doing a poll. Which do the ladies prefer more… THUGLOVIN’? or… GANGSTA LOVIN’? Well, my girlfriend from work said gangsta because its more hard-core...

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Undies

Victoria Secrets, pick up a pair of boyshorts and a thong. Immediately approach. PUA: Hey I need a female perspective here. I’m helping my friend shop for his girlfriend for their anniversary...

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Tv Show

This opener is outdated, but adaptable to current TV shows. You: Hey guys. (Pause here for a quick sec? try not to be in a rush) do you guys watch Friends? (Every chick North America watches this...

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Khaki

Hey, guys, my friends and I were making fun of some frat boys, and got into anargument… “Is khaki a color or a fabric?” (The correct answer is that khaki is a color, and most girls know...

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No Job, Three Girlfriends

You: Hey guys I’m trying to figure out something here and maybe you can help. See, I have this friend and he has no job and no apartment. However, he has three girlfriends and he takes turn...

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New Pet

Hey you guys, I need a female opinion… I want to get a pet, but I’ve got a bunch of criteria, so listen up. It needs to be clean, I don’t want to have to clean up after it everyday...

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Motorcycle

I need a female opinion. My buddy (put hand on wingman’s shoulder) wants go get a bike (motorcycle). Could he get more chicks with a crotch rocket or Harley? BANG! Each girl has her opinion...

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Mother's Day

You: Hey, give me some advice: Tomorrow is mother’s day and I need a present. What do you suggest? Her: (Wants to answer.) You interrupt: But please, no mama’s boy presents. Her:...

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Eighties Music

Hey guys, help me out, I have this song stuck in my head ALL day and I can’t remember who sings it. it goes “you spin me right round baby right round like a record player rightround, round round...

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Cologne

In a mall put on a different cologne on each wrist and ask girls which one smells better on you. Go back and forth several times between arms and make cute faces when you do. Have something queued up...

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Make Up

You: Hey, can I ask you something? Her: Yes, sure. You: Should a guy wear makeup? Her: BLABLA You: Ok, well I have a friend who wears make up. He is not gay or anything. And everytime we go...

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Chick Flick

You: Can I ask your opinion? Her: Yes, sure. You: I’ve been thinking about seeing movie (insert popular movie title) but my friends said I would be gay if I went to see the movie. What do you...

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The Jealous Cat

“My friend has been going out with a girl for about three months and they get along really well, they love each other heaps, but her cat hates him. Like whenever he tries to pet it, it will...

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My Sister

“I had to come over here and ask something quickly. Girls seem to know more about these things than we do… Okay I’m going get straight to the point… I’m REALLY REALLY attracted to my...

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Nice Ass

Hey a girl just commented that I had a nice ass; it’s hard to tell myself. Give me a look at your ass. (make her turn around) What makes a good ass?

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Best Friend just died

Hey girls, let me ask you something, my best friend just dies, and his girlfriend started hitting on me.. how long should I wait before I start dating her? This one is so much fun. Usually they say...

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Does Size Matters?

Hey girls, lets me ask you something.. does size really matters? Girls: yes/no You: Interesting, because friend of mine has this huge, huge (pause) car, and he gets none, while my other friend has...

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Blonde Hair Dying

YOU: Guys.. get this.. I need an opinion. THEM: What??? YOU: I’m thinking of dying my hair, TOTALLY BLONDE. THEM: No.. yes… no.. (They debate.) YOU: How about like this.. streaks...