Mother's Day

You: Hey, give me some advice: Tomorrow is mother’s day and I need a present. What do you suggest?

Her: (Wants to answer.)

You interrupt: But please, no mama’s boy presents.

Her: Blabla… buy her flowers.

You: Hey dork, I said NO MAMA’S BOY PRESENTS, right?

Her: Blabla…I don’t buy a present for my mother.

You: Whaaat? Oh you are a BAAAD GIRL! From here you can either spank her, do a mini cold read or whatever. Easy, simple!

– Mother’s Day Opener by Strike