Hi… are you friendly?

m: Hi… are you friendly?
hb: yeah i am (or something like that)
m: good because i need your opinion on something.
hb: (might respond ‘okay’)
m: its my mum’s birthday this weekend and I’m not sure what get her. I was thinking **** but i would like to get her something unique, i dunno, what do you think i should get her?
hb: (suggestion) or ‘i don’t know’
M: what did you get your mum for her b-day.
hb: (answer)
M: really i should know these things because I’m supposed to be psychic
hb: A.
M: no really

from: Stack