Annoying Girl Opener

Hey I need a female opinion:

What do you think would look better on me, this or this? Why, don’t you like the other one?
So it’s ugly or does it just look bad on me?
You mean i look fat in that one?
Please be honest darling, how good do i look in this one?
But i like that one more.. what’s so bad about it?

I’m just kidding, do you know girls like that? That’s so stressing, but you reacted very patient, i really like that, what’s your name?

Continue with other Qualifications, like “are you also… ?”.

– Annoying Girl Opener by ZEUS