This time I made a small collection of the best dirty pick up lines to use them on Tinder. They might work very well on some girls (like you will see in the following screenshots), but they can also backfire if she’s uptight and doesn’t have that kind of humor. It’s just like cheesy pick up lines, some girls find them cute, others want to puke if they read them. However, if you want to go safe, check out these lines that are proven to work on Tinder.
Now let’s get started, first I’m going to show you some screenshots of funny Tinder conversations that worked very well by using dirty pick up lines. After that, I give you a list of dirty lines that you just need to copy and paste to use them for your own conversations.
- Your bio say’s you’re not here for one night stands… wanna try a two-night stand by any chance?
- Hey, do you like puzzles? Cause we definitely have a couple of pieces that fit together!
- Are you up for 2 minutes of mediocre sex followed by 30 minutes of crying?
- Hey, did you know you could make a decent living by selling hot dogs? Because you sure know how to make a wiener stand.
- What’s the difference between me and my couch? My couch pulls out.
- Roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, I’ll be the nine.
- Damn girl, you shit with that ass?
- You know what I’d do if I could rearrange the alphabet? Put the D in U.
- What’s the difference between you and school tomorrow? I’m not gonna come into school tomorrow.
- Do you have a pet insurance? You should get some because I’m gonna destroy that pussy.
- Roses are red | so are your lips | you should sit on my face | and wiggle your hips.
- Do you have any experience raising chickens? Because I have a large cock and I was hoping you could help me.
- I could’ve called heaven and asked for an angel but I was hoping you’re a slut instead.
Although these pick up lines are a little risky, using them will give you all kinds of funny reaction. From time to time you will notice that some girls might find them really funny or maybe they are just in a naughty mood and will jump on it.
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Bonus – 10 Extra Dirty Lines
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- Hey, I left a blow job at your place. Can I come by to get it?
- So tell me a bit about yourself…what kind of thongs are you into?
- Marry one, f*** one, kill one: me, Hitler, me again.
- Want to come over to mine and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?
- I’m not going to be your husband but I am going to be the man you’re thinking about twenty years from now.
- Are you a middle eastern dictator? Because there’s a political uprising in my pants
- Baby I’m like a firefighter I find them hot and leave them wet.
- Are you in to Casual Sex or should I dress up?
- Do you have a shovel? Cause I’m diggin’ that ass!
- Do you sleep on your stomach? [No] Can I?
- You know what I like in a girl? [No, what?] My dick.
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